Fighting an alien invasion requires a good appetite...

I'm an out of work dog walker who never expected to confront the end of the world in my lifetime. Especially not when that end of the world comes in the form of an alien invasion. Who expects that to happen for real, right? But there you have it. Aliens. Invading Earth.

And only a rough band of us humans to defend the entire planet.

With the only weapons we have.

If we can stomach using it.

Author's Note: This story is also published in the collection HAUNTS AND HOWLS AND JESTERS BELLS.