Here is a whimsical and captivating collection of odd facts, strange beliefs, outlandish opinions, and other highly amusing trivia of the ancient Romans. We tend to think of the Romans as a pragmatic people with a ruthlessly efficient army, an exemplary legal system, and a precise and elegant language. A Cabinet of Roman Curiosities shows that the Romans were equally capable of bizarre superstitions, logic-defying customs, and often hilariously derisive views of their fellow Romans and non-Romans.
Classicist J. C. McKeown has organized the entries in this entertaining volume around major themes--The Army, Women, Religion and Superstition, Family Life, Medicine, Slaves, Spectacles--allowing for quick browsing or more deliberate consumption. Among the book's many gems are:
BL Romans on urban living:
The satirist Juvenal lists "fires, falling buildings, and poets reciting in August as hazards to life in Rome."
BL On enhanced interrogation:
"If we are obliged to take evidence from an arena-fighter or some other such person, his testimony is not to be believed unless given under torture." (Justinian)
BL On dreams:
Dreaming of eating books "foretells advantage to teachers, lecturers, and anyone who earns his livelihood from books, but for everyone else it means sudden death"
BL On food:
"When people unwittingly eat human flesh, served by unscrupulous restaurant owners and other such people, the similarity to pork is often noted." (Galen)
BL On marriage:
In ancient Rome a marriage could be arranged even when the parties were absent, so long as they knew of the arrangement, "or agreed to it subsequently."
BL On health care:
Pliny caustically described medical bills as a "down payment on death," and Martial quipped that "Diaulus used to be a doctor, now he's a mortician. He does as a mortician what he did as a doctor."
For anyone seeking an inglorious glimpse at the underside of the greatest empire in history, A Cabinet of Roman Curiosities offers endless delights.

Chapter I: Family Life
Chapter II: Women
Chapter III: Names
Chapter IV: Education
Chapter V: The Army
Chapter VI: Romans At Sea
Chapter VII: The Law
Chapter VIII: Farming
Chapter IX: Medicine
Chapter X: Religion & Superstition
Chapter XI: The Life Of The Mind
Chapter XII: Foreigners
Chapter XIII: Slaves
Chapter XIV: Animals
Chapter XV: Spectacles
Chapter XVI: Food & Drink
Chapter XVII: Decadence
Chapter XVIII: Buildings
Chapter XIX: Pompeii & Herculaneum
Chapter XX: Toilets
Chapter XXI: Not For The Puritanical
Chapter XXII: Tempus Fugit
Chapter XXIII: Kings, Consuls, & Emperors
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Acknowledgements

J. C. McKeown is Professor of Classics at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, and the author of Ovid's Amores.