Come with me into the House of Death. You will have to come eventually, so don't despair that you are accpeting an early entrance. We all must accept the inevitable, so why not complete it now. Remember that entropy rules our lives and we are helpless before its power.
So come and see how easy the completion of the matter really is. Are you ready? Then step over the walnut threshold and into the black and white marble vestibule. Isn't it beautiful? Such a grand approach to infinity, would you not agree? Just look at the cupids and nymphs playing on the baroque walls. They give such a sense of care freeness and such a feeling of joy. Yes, the final way need not be strewn with earthly fears and tears. It can be what you want it to be. So, come now into the library and I, since you wish to be a decedent, will begin your withdrawal.
Sit down there. Do not let anxiety or care overcome you. Human failure and frustrations are often fatal obsessions. Allow me to tell you about the various personalities that have gone on before you. I have helped prostitutes, perverts, former nazis and people from all professions. Their stories will show you why they sought oblivion. For instance, listen.