This humorously profane broadside satirizes and parodies real-time political events. Real time information changes rapidly. At the time of publication, the commentary in this book was based on commonly-found news items, the veracity and interpretation of which will invariably change as events evolve. Apologies to Gertrude Stein, specifically her "Sacred Emily" poem, and barnyard animals, too. Tip of the hat to George Orwell's "Animal Farm".