Contents
Introduction
Get the Noods You Really Want 9
1. The Little Black Book of Basics
The best broths, sauces, and standbys you have ever had
Check You Out Chicken Broth 16
Brooding Beef Broth 19
Steamy Stare Veggie Broth 20
Dashing Dashi Broth 23
Red Flag Red Sauce 24
Hot Bro Alfredo Sauce 27
Looking Fresh Pesto 28
Heaven-Sent Handmade Spaghetti 31
How You Doin' Homemade Italian Sausage 32
Get Some Garlic Breadcrumbs 35
2. Heart Warmers
Comfort foods that will melt your heart
Mack on This Mac 'n' Cheese 38
Catch Feels Cacio e Pepe 41
Cuffing Season Tortellini Alfredo 42
Friendzone Fideuà 45
Be My Valentine Vermicelli 46
Nice Guy Shrimp Pad Thai 49
Won't Clam Up Spaghetti & Clams 50
Beefcake Beef Stroganoff 53
Lights Out Lobster Tagliatelle 54
Lookin' Fine Lo Mein 57
3. The Big Spoon
Soups you will want to spoon like you have never spooned before
U Up? Udon 60
Sex Is Cool, but Have You Tried My Pho? 63
Swipe Right Ramen 64
Come Here Often? Chicken Noodle Soup 67
Cuddle Up Curry Noodles 68
Spoon Me Sausage Soup 71
Never Left on Read Veggie Brodo 72
Fresh Catch for the Apps Fish Stew 75
Too Good to Ghost Green Curry Soup 76
Wife Me Vegan Minestrone 79
4. Too Fit to Quit
Ogle these health nuts without stepping foot in a gym
Nice Flex Steak & Pesto Zoodles 82
Message in a Bottle Scallops 85
Eggplant Emoji Soba Noodles 86
Just My Type Shrimp & Zoodles 89
Perfect Ten Primavera 90
Sext Me Maybe Squash "Lasagna" 93
Keep It Casual Carbonara 94
Mirror Selfie Lettuce Wraps 97
Now & Forever Turkey Meatballs 98
Vibe Check Vietnamese Salad 101
5. The Hotties
Noods that are fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji
F*&#boy Fettuccini 104
Charm Me Chili Garlic Noodles 107
Smokeshow Short Rib Pasta 108
Good in Bed Egg Drop Noodle Soup 111
Slide into My DMs Strozzapreti 112
Dreamboat Arrabiata 115
Sweetheart Sausage & Spaghetti 116
Hot Girl Summer Pesto Pasta 119
Hit It & Quit It Pan-Fried Noodles 120
Love at First Swipe Pistachio Rigatoni 123
Index 124

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