Eddie Campbell was born and raised in Los Angeles. He has a bachelor's degree from USC Annenberg School of Communication and USC School of Cinema-Television. His background is in art direction for both TV and film, creative direction, and graphic design.

"This book is a hilarious romp of true life (unfortunately). Read it and prepare for your next date."-James Van Praagh, New York Times bestselling author, Talking to Heaven

"Every story is the truth and every truthful moment is a hilarious journey! It's as if you're listening to your best friend at a coffee shop and watching a stand-up take command of the stage. You won't be disappointed as you travel this refreshingly funny road of 'horrible dates!'"-Debra Wilson, actress/comedian, MADtv

"Eddie's book is an emotional catharsis for anyone who has ever come home from one horrible date and wondered, What the hell was that? This book is laugh-out-loud hilarious and extremely well written."-Chad Allen, writer, producer, actor, activist

What I have to tell you in this book will seem almost unreal. But you are going to have to keep reminding yourself that these are actual real dates.

• For everyone who can empathize and knows what it's like to be on at lease one crappy date, this book is for you.
• For everyone who wants that dinner back or sat through a boring, horrible movie only to determine that the person you were with was a complete and utter tsunami, this book is for you.

For everyone else, buckle your seat belt and turn off your phone, because a massive car wreck is about to begin.

Table of Contents

Front Cover

Title Page

Copyright

The Dedication

The First Date

A Word of Warning

The Dates

No Epiphany

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Back Cover