Rachel knew exactly what turning thirty would be like. She had a plan, after all. First college, then a climb up the professional ladder. Love, marriage, children. All of it was on the schedule. The cheap Hollywood apartment wasn't on the list. Neither was the string of heartbreaks. Or the effect her mother's cancer had on her career. It's hard to stay practical and on point when everything takes a left turn. Enter Sebastian, the nerd across the street. The boy she defended when couldn't defend himself. The best friend she promised she'd marry if life didn't go according to plan.

CD Reiss is a New York Times bestselling author. She still has to chop wood and carry water, which was buried in the fine print. Her lawyer is working it out with God, but in the meantime, if you call and she doesn't pick up, she's at the well hauling buckets. Born in New York City, Reiss moved to Hollywood, California, to get her master's degree in screenwriting from USC. In case you want to know, that went nowhere--but it did give her a big enough ego to write novels.

Reiss is frequently referred to as the Shakespeare of Smut, which is flattering but hasn't ever gotten her out of chopping that cord of wood. If you meet her in person, you should call her Christine. Text cdreiss to 77948 to get a notification whenever she has a new release.