Eldridge Elwell skated into the Grizzlie's zone. He fell. He got up. He chased the Grizzlies' center. He fell. He got up. "The new player doesn't look that good," Johnny said. He wasn't being mean. He was just stating it like a fact. "Yes," Tom said, "he needs some different equipment." "What equipment?" Johnny asked. "He needs a pillow on his butt," Tom said. When the Timberwolves get a new coach, they also get the coach's son. And Eldridge Elwell is a terrible hockey player. The team is in the hunt to make the playoffs, but with Eldridge playing more than any other player, hope seems slim. What is Johnny Maverick to do?