Move over, Mark Twain! Make room, Oscar Wilde! Here comes a fresh set of unique witticisms and wisdom "ditties," specially made to match the follies and messes of our modern age! In Faith & Funnies: Wit & Wisdom from the Porch Swing, author Robert D. Dean gifts readers with this charming collection of original quotations and inspirations, culled from over ten years of the author's social media posts, dating back to 2011. Readers will find oodles of quotations, custom-fit for a vast array of events and situations in their lives. Inspired by observations of human behavior, various news stories, personal conversations, arguments, sermons, much-needed common sense, and other people's social media posts, Dean's cozy collection offers readers plenty of food for thought to chew on, with a good dose of homegrown faith in God spun into the mix. This book, designed and divided into a variety of wit and wisdom under direct biblical inspiration, is sure to delight, entertain, and educate readers of all ages, with a little touch of wit, wisdom, and pithy insight from the author's own comfy porch swing. So grab a steamy cup of coffee or tea, pull up a chair (or swing!), kick off those shoes, and get ready to smile, chuckle, and reflect on the glory of our gracious, heavenly Father!