TABLE OF CONTENTS

Introduction

CHAPTER ONE: A Collection of Alternative Swears...easy as ABC

CHAPTER TWO: Suggested Alternative Swears by Emotion...finding just the right words for any occasion

CHAPTER THREE:

Alternative Swears That are Rhetorical Questions...but do they really need answers?

CHAPTER FOUR: Build a Swear Workshop...create your own or find a new favorite!

CHAPTER FIVE: Famous People Mentioned in Alternative Swears...because they are rad glass mother butters!

CHAPTER SIX: Famous Quote...but don't quote us!

CHAPTER SEVEN: Even More Famous Quotes...no subtitle needed here!

CHAPTER EIGHT: Mild Closing Thoughts...from here to eternity