After studying the history of everything at Goldsmiths College, Simon worked at the Science Museum making paper aeroplanes and setting fire to hydrogen balloons. Despite being a fully grown man, his favourite subjects include dinosaurs, robots, rockets, loud music and Star Wars. An Ipswich Town fan since they won the FA Cup in 1978 (it's true ? look it up) he lives in Kent with his wife, daughter, and a cat with two names.

Sensational Zlatan • Zlatan the kid • Early Promise • Making it at Malmo • Arriving at Ajax • Move to Italy • Incredible at Inter • The Sweden Superstar • A Barca Great • Premier Hero • Record Breaker • Quiz Time.