Thomas Eccleshare is a writer, performer and theatre-maker trained at the Jacques Lecoq School. He is the co-artistic director of award-winning visual theatre company Dancing Brick, with whom he has toured nationally and internationally. As a playwright he has won the Verity Bargate Award and the Catherine Johnson Award. He writes regularly for TV and film, and was the recipient of the inaugural JJ BAFTA Screenwriting Bursary. His plays Heather, I'm Not Here Right Now and Pastoral are published by Oberon Books.

Maybe turn down the opinionated dial?
Hari and Max weren't satisfied with their first attempt at parenthood, so they're giving it a second go.
Only this time they've got a 30-day money back guarantee and an easy-to-follow construction manual.
They're certain, as long as they follow it step-by-step, he's going to be perfect.
This might be a little more complicated than the bed but still, I'm sure its the kind of thing we can crack on our own.
Instructions for Correct Assembly premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs on 7 April 2018, in a production directed by Hamish Pirie.