Newborn babies don't come with a detailed set of instructions. More's the pity. We know. But forget the tomes that present painstakingly compiled advice from professional parenting types. And saddle up, instead, for some irreverent advice that's straight from the horse's mouth. We'll level with you. You're probably not going to win any pro-parenting prizes after reading Parent Taming. But you'll have had a blast. And the only real truth about parenting? A happy parent = a happy kid.