"Tia Symone Jefferies! From the moment I glimpsed her while rubbernecking my friend's IG feed, I've been working my butt off to get her to notice me. After investing a month and creating 6 fake Instagram accounts, I'm starting to get really fustruted. You know I must be desperate if I'm using a cheesy Celebrity Reality Show to get her attention.
I was so confident when she laid eyes on me, Johnny Thick, the #1 R&B singer, the white man with the Luther Vandross voice, she would be easy pickings. Yet, Tia used her wit and sharp tongue to read me to the point that I forgot my left from my right.
"I'm out of your league," she laughed with pity in her eyes for me before she left me looking like Bow-Bow The Clown.
Me? Me? I'm selling out stadiums, breaking charts, and she thinks... I don't care that she's 10 years older than me. For once, I'm going to enjoy chasing a woman when usually women are fighting to get at me.
Yes, I'm going to break Tia down until I'm her new favorite love. I just wish to God I had realized going in that I'm going to lose my heart messing with this woman." - Johnny Thicke